Oh how I love the Huffington Post for introducing me to this incredible website: If Shoes Could Kill. It was made by theCheezburger Network, the creators of Lol Cats: I Can Haz Cheezburger. I mean, I thought that I had seen some pretty outrageous shoes like Balenciaga’s Lego shoes or Chanel’s Gun Heels, but I stand corrected. Some are of the submission are awesome and I would actually wear them. Like these ones:

Cruising to Paris - Christian Louboutin
Or these:

High Top Converse or Sandals!
Others are RIDICULOUS!

Gotta catch 'em all - Pikashoe!
Some are just a little questionable! I mean really? Isn’t this some kind of animal torture?

STOP! Hamster Time
Everyone knows I love bananas (I eat one everyone day) but this is taking it a little far.

Banana Phone Shoes
I’m not even to embarrassed to admit that I just spent the last hour looking through this site. So if you have some time to kill and wanna see some weird animal claw shoes or bacon slip-ons, head here to check it out!
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